Monthly Archives: October 2005

Happy Halloween

my real name is beelzebub, but you can call me beelz. i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals

Did He Just Go Crazy and Fall Asleep?

Five days since we last talked — with conversations of things like hot sauce, stuffed psychiatrists, and the ever-so-sad demise of a good man’s name — and I must say: what a riveting five days it has been. There have been such things as exams, nukes, more time exercising than could probably be classified under [...]

Frankly, My Dear

As a fairly random addendum to this post, I’d just like to say that the names of these entries very rarely ever coincide with anything actually contained within them. The name of this entry just happened to pop in my head just as I finished the last paragraph, so, yeah, you’ll see the connection then. [...]

Big Damn Heroes

I had plans to start out an entry with some kind of reference to the fact that I’ve been writing for the site for more than four years. A quick glance at the sidebar would show you that there are only slightly more than two years on record. This is due to the fact that [...]

And Don’t Call Me Shirley

The new goal, as you may be able to tell, is to try and write something every day or two, and then proceed to throw it on the front of this site as if it were something of importance. It’s not — for your information. So, you know, if you have anything else to be [...]