I had a dog once. It was a purebred, male Akita. I then realized that if I could get my friend’s purebred female Akita to copulate with mine, we could sell the pups for like $200 each. Mind you, this was back in the early 70′s when $200 went a lot further than it does now. Anyway, to make a long story short, we began making so much money that we formed a company, Longhorn Akitas Inc., and outsourced the operations to South Korea. Unfortunately, this would prove to be our ultimate demise, as our Korean employees would take the Akita pups home for dinner on an almost daily basis! So we sold the company off to an unsuspecting kid in the same highschool class as myself; this kid would later grow up to be one of my greatest rivals throughout the 80′s and 90′s–that’s right, Steve Jobs.

The money we got from the sale of the company all went into the purchase of booze and hookers for our first year at Harvard.

I had a dog once. It was a purebred, male Akita. I then realized that if I could get my friend’s purebred female Akita to copulate with mine, we could sell the pups for like $200 each. Mind you, this was back in the early 70′s when $200 went a lot further than it does now. Anyway, to make a long story short, we began making so much money that we formed a company, Longhorn Akitas Inc., and outsourced the operations to South Korea. Unfortunately, this would prove to be our ultimate demise, as our Korean employees would take the Akita pups home for dinner on an almost daily basis! So we sold the company off to an unsuspecting kid in the same highschool class as myself; this kid would later grow up to be one of my greatest rivals throughout the 80′s and 90′s–that’s right, Steve Jobs.

The money we got from the sale of the company all went into the purchase of booze and hookers for our first year at Harvard.

Woot!

Woot!